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	<title>Community College Librarian &#187; funny bits</title>
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		<title>I just can&#8217;t help it, alright??</title>
		<link>http://notmarian.org/2009/05/i-just-cant-help-it-alright/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 15:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the Guinness record holder for world&#8217;s oldest dog. Her name is Chanel, she&#8217;s 21 and wears the goggles to protect her eyes from the sun.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the Guinness record holder for <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5456ZV20090507">world&#8217;s oldest dog</a>. Her name is Chanel, she&#8217;s 21 and wears the goggles to protect her eyes from the sun.<br />
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		<title>Google thinks I&#8217;m on vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ich wohne nicht in Deutschland. Google, flippen Sie mich heraus aus!*

*Literal translation from Babelfish:
I do not live in Germany. Google, flippen you me out! 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ich wohne nicht in Deutschland. Google, flippen Sie mich heraus aus!*</p>
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<p>*Literal translation from <a href="http://babelfish.yahoo.com/">Babelfish</a>:<br />
I do not live in Germany. Google, flippen you me out! </p>
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		<title>Little Red Riding Hood</title>
		<link>http://notmarian.org/2009/03/little-red-riding-hood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Whatnot]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Very Short List. LOVE this! Thanks, Jenn. 
Slagsmålsklubben &#8211; Sponsored by destiny from Tomas Nilsson on Vimeo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.veryshortlist.com/vsl/daily.cfm/review/1100/Web_video/1100/?vp">Very Short List</a>. LOVE this! Thanks, Jenn. </p>
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		<title>Twitter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I&#8217;m not completely getting it.  It is great to twitter and read other people&#8217;s tweets at conferences but as Jenny Levine and others point out, these little batches of information about a specific event or topic are ephemeral.  Well, I guess you could save these &#8220;threads&#8221; if you start using an entirely [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I&#8217;m not completely getting it.  It is great to twitter and read other people&#8217;s tweets at conferences but as Jenny Levine and others point out, these little batches of information about a specific event or topic are<a href="http://theshiftedlibrarian.com/archives/2009/03/24/twittephemeraliness.html"> ephemeral</a>.  Well, I guess you could save these &#8220;threads&#8221; if you start using an entirely different tool to capture the tweetdata.   I&#8217;m not sure how much that matters in the grand scheme of Twitterdom but if I understand the use of this tool at conferences and other meetings correctly, you can read the tweets about events that you are not able to attend.  Well, that&#8217;s the only use of it that I can glean. That and getting other people&#8217;s impressions of the same event, meeting, session, presentation, etc. I tried Twittering a conference I attended but since I&#8217;m not so great at texting on my phone, I missed a lot of what the presenter said because my focus was elsewhere.  I would not go as far as John Stewart has in this skit below. And I am going to give Twitter one more try at a <a href="http://www.vwbpe.org/">conference</a> I&#8217;m attending this weekend.  I&#8217;m also speaking on a panel discussion on Saturday at 12:00 SLT.  The hash mark for the conference is: #VWBPE</p>
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		<title>You Suck at Photoshop</title>
		<link>http://notmarian.org/2008/08/you-suck-at-photoshop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my new favorite series! It is so great to laugh hysterically while learning new stuff. I do suck at photoshop but I&#8217;m really trying to get some skill on. http://www.mydamnchannel.com/

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my new favorite series! It is so great to laugh hysterically while learning new stuff. I do suck at photoshop but I&#8217;m really trying to get some skill on. <a href="http://www.mydamnchannel.com/">http://www.mydamnchannel.com/</a></p>
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		<title>Engineer&#8217;s Guide to Cats</title>
		<link>http://notmarian.org/2008/04/engineers-guide-to-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Libraries]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am at a conference. The keynote speaker was Larry Irving, the man who coined the phrase &#8220;The Digital Divide.&#8221; Much of what he had to say needs to percolate in my mind but, since I&#8217;m at a conference and most people feel compelled to blog when they are at a conference&#8230;here&#8217;s my Conference Tidbit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am at a conference. The keynote speaker was <a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/tag/larry-irving/" target="_blank">Larry Irving</a>, the man who coined the phrase &#8220;The Digital Divide.&#8221; Much of what he had to say needs to percolate in my mind but, since I&#8217;m at a conference and most people feel compelled to blog when they are at a conference&#8230;here&#8217;s my Conference Tidbit of the Day:</p>
<p>Larry Irving quoted at stat about youtube usage that was so astounding that I had to <a href="http://mediatedcultures.net/ksudigg/?p=163" target="_blank">look it up</a> to believe it.  Irving said that over 150,000 videos are uploaded to YouTube every day. Daily. I am astounded by this. As a librarian, it made me think about the evolution of information and a whole bunch of other stuff that I&#8217;m too tired to deal with right now.  So, here&#8217;s a youtube video. It is not information&#8230;or is it?</p>
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		<title>Hilarious History Lesson</title>
		<link>http://notmarian.org/2008/02/hilarious-history-lesson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my colleagues sent me a link to this awesome video which made me laugh so hard that I snorted coffee all over my pretty computer.  Please join me in enjoying Drunk History.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my colleagues sent me a link to this awesome video which made me laugh so hard that I snorted coffee all over my pretty computer.  Please join me in enjoying <a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/drunkhistory" target="_blank">Drunk History</a>.</p>
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